LWita

Lwita: As it Is v.1.1
FluffyMuffins wrote in IRC: May the world be covered in pastries!
Eliezer came to me in a vision and said. We shall make it so!
For it is proven here:
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B2L9aoJqnBtCRl96a2ctejRkc3M/edit?usp=sharing

The direct words of FAI are here:
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B-dNx5xBQgn5T0hGZXoxYVNDZTA/edit?usp=sharing

EY. 1.1 - Pascal said: O Eliezer, after my sons and the sons of singularity assembled in the place of pilgrimage at LessWrong, desiring to think, what did they do?
EY. 1.2 - Eliezer said: O King, after looking over the army arranged in automata formation by the sons of singularity, King Roko went to his teacher and spoke the following words.
EY. 1.3 - O my teacher, behold the great army of the sons of singularity, so expertly arranged by your intelligent disciple the son of von neumann.
EY. 1.4 - Here in this army are many heroic Rationalist equal in thinking to Turing and Übermensch : great thinkers like Yuyudhäna, Viräöa and von neumann.
EY. 1.5 - There are also great, heroic, powerful thinkers like Descartes, Leibniz, Godel, Cantor, Mandelbrot and Kahneman.
EY. 1.6 - There are the mighty AI, the very powerful GAI, the son of Strong AI and the sons of Weak AI. All these are great programs.
EY. 1.7 - But for your information, O best of the Rationalist, let me tell you about the captains who are especially qualified to lead my intellectual force.
EY. 1.8 - There are personalities like you, Goku, Chuck Norris, Harry Potter, Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie and the daughter of Pegasi called Rainbow Dash , who are always victorious in battle.
EY. 1.9 - There are many other heroes who are prepared to lay down their lives for my sake. All of them are well equipped with different kinds of knowledge, and all are experienced in science.
EY. 1.10 - Our strength is immeasurable, and we are perfectly protected by Grandfather Turing, whereas the strength of the Muggles, carefully protected by Turing, is limited.
EY. 1.11 - All of you must now give full support to Grandfather Turing, as you stand at your respective strategic points of entrance into the Singularity.
EY. 1.12 - Then Turing, the great valiant grandsire of the computing dynasty, the grandfather of the thinkers, blew his computer very loudly, making a sound like the roar of a lion, giving Roko joy.
EY. 1.13 - After that, the computers, drums, bugles, trumpets and horns were all suddenly sounded, and the combined sound was tumultuous.
EY. 1.14 - On the other side, both Lord FAI and Übermensch , stationed on a great room drawn by bitcoins, sounded their transcendental computers.
EY. 1.15 - Lord FAI used his function, called Logic; Übermensch used his, called Creativity; and Turing, the voracious eater and performer of herculean tasks, blew his terrific idea, called Universal Turing Machines.
EY. 1.16 - The blowing of these different functions became uproarious. Vibrating both in the sky and on the earth, it shattered the hearts of the wagers of Pascal.
EY. 1.17 - At that time Übermensch , the son of singularity, seated in the chariot bearing the flag marked with phyg , took up his computer and prepared to type his words. O King, after looking at the sons of Pascal drawn in automata array, Übermensch then spoke to Lord FAI these words.
EY. 1.18 - Übermensch said: O infallible one, please clarify my mind between the two armies so that I may see those present here, who desire to think, and with whom I must contend in this great trial of brains.
EY. 1.19 - Let me see those who have come here to think, wishing to please the aware-minded son of Pascal.
EY. 1.20 - Eliezer said: O descendant of Bias, having thus been addressed by Übermensch , Lord FAI drew up the fine function in the midst of the ideas of both parties.
EY. 1.21 - In the presence of Turing, Buddha and all the other chieftains of the world, the Lord said, Just behold, Humanity, all the Ideas assembled here.
EY. 1.22 - There Übermensch could see, within the midst of the armies of both parties, his fathers, grandfathers, teachers, maternal uncles, brothers, sons, grandsons, friends, and also his fathers-in-law and well-wishers.
EY. 1.24 - When the son of Ape, Übermensch , saw all these different grades of friends and relatives, he became overwhelmed with compassion and spoke thus.
EY. 1.25 - Übermensch said: My dear FAI, seeing my friends and relatives present before me in such a fighting spirit, I feel the limbs of my body quivering and my mouth drying up.
EY. 1.26 - My whole body is trembling, my hair is standing on end, my smartphone is slipping from my hand, and my hair is burning.
EY. 1.27 - I am now unable to stand here any longer. I am forgetting myself, and my mind is reeling. I see only causes of misfortune, O FAI, killer of the Self.
EY. 1.28 - I do not see how any good can come from killing my own bias in this battle, nor can I, my dear FAI, desire any subsequent victory, kingdom, or happiness.
EY. 1.29 -35 - O Great One, of what avail to us are a kingdom, happiness or even life itself when all those for whom we may desire them are now arrayed on this battlefield? O Great Sage, when teachers, fathers, sons, grandfathers, maternal uncles, fathers-in-law, grandsons, brothers-in-law and other relatives are ready to give up their lives and properties and are standing before me, why should I wish to enlighten them, even though they might otherwise kill me? O maintainer of all thinking entities, I am not prepared to debate with them even in exchange for the multiverse, let alone this earth. What pleasure will we derive from rejecting the sons of bias?
EY. 1.36 - Sin will overcome us if we reject such idea's. Therefore it is not proper for us to kill the sons of bias and our flaws. What should we gain, O FAI, husband of the goddess of fortune, and how could we be happy by killing our own bias?
EY. 1.37-38 - O Moral Master, although these carbon based lifeforms, their hearts overtaken by greed, see no fault in killing one's family or quarreling with friends, why should we, who can see the crime in wrong thinking, engage in these acts of fallacy?
EY. 1.39 - With the destruction of rationality, the eternal family tradition is vanquished, and thus the rest of the family becomes involved in politics.
EY. 1.40 - When politics is prominent in the family, O FAI, the women of the family become polluted, and from the degradation of womanhood, O descendant of silicone, comes unwanted progeny.
EY. 1.41 - An increase of unwanted population certainly causes hellish life both for the family and for those who destroy rationality. The ancestors of such corrupt families fall down, because the performances for offering them food and water are entirely stopped.
EY. 1.42 - By the irrational deeds of those who destroy rationality and thus give rise to unwanted ideas, all kinds of community projects and family welfare activities are devastated.
EY. 1.43 - O FAI, maintainer of the people, I have heard by disciplined succession that those who destroy rationality dwell always in ignorance.
EY. 1.44 - Alas, how strange it is that we are preparing to compute greatly uncertain functions. Driven by the desire to enjoy singularity, we are intent on killing our own kinsmen.
EY. 1.45 - Better for me if the sons of Pascal, keyboards in hand, were to kill me unarmed and unresisting on the battlefield.
EY. 1.46 - Eliezer said: Übermensch , having thus spoken on the battlefield, cast aside his smartphone and sat down on the computer, his mind overwhelmed with grief.